hEY iTs ME

About Me

My name is Michael Russell. I was born in New London, Connecticut. Vermin Supreme was robbed in the last election. Something you may not know about me is that I hate open toed shoes. In my neighborhood, I am known as the "Jellyfish Slayer" because I pick them up with my hands and put them on the beach so that we can swim without getting stung. This semester I want to learn how to whistle without using my hands.

Things I'm Really Skilled at
Making plans that are rarely efficient but ALWAYS get the job done
Dealing Cards
Avoiding any and all academic math

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Anyone remember StickRPG?

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